Edinburgh Fringe 2026
World Premiere
The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me
Kat has it all figured out: a rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment, a clinically tight pussy, and a business built on knowing what men want. She's the witchy brunette you hooked up with in college and still think about. The downtown art girl you pay to look you in the eye.
Until she meets Logan. Masculine. Sexy. A boxer who understands women in ways other men never will.
The problem is Logan only wants to be friends. So Kat decides if she can't have him, she'll heal him. And what's more romantic than refusing to take no for an answer?
"My therapist warned me not to do this."— From the show
Bold dates = showtime. Dark Monday 17 August.
Writer · Performer
Brooklyn, New York
Catherine is a bleeding heart romantic. Or love addict, depending on who's spinning it.
Her short film Plan B(e) debuted at Sunscreen Film Festival. Her feature The Muse advanced to the second round of the Sundance Writers' Lab. She is currently developing Hussy, a TV series, and Pent/House, a high-concept feature.
She splits her time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles. The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me is her debut solo show.
Hi-res production stills, headshots & full show information available on request.